“we’re gonna fucking die”


how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

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  • Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
  • Don’t let a hard lesson harden your heart.
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    (Source: thedailypozitive, via joshpeck)


    I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

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